BOMBSHELL LEAK! Democrat Plan for Victory in November, and Total Civil War on America
Wake the Kids! Wake the neighbors! Call Alex Jones! This is IT! HAPPENING!!!!
I was in the trendiest part of Georgetown, drunk, early Saturday night. A Congressional staffer friend invited me to a party, promising “liquor, crack, and several Ukrainian contortionist prostitutes.” I hailed a taxi. In the seat, I found a forgotten document, stained with blood and semen which obscured certain words and phrases, but I believe the remaining portion paints a disturbing picture. I present it here, without comment.
DEMOCRAT PLAN FOR NOVEMBER – AND BEYOND!
1. Cheat in all states which allow mail-in ballots. Allow fair elections ONLY in Repub (enemy) states and districts. Save the big guns for OPERATION BIG STEAL in ‘24. If we win, launch OPERATION DYSTOPIA without delay. If enemy wins, launch OPERATION WW3. Once war started, make Biden-bot declare martial law.
2. OPERATION DYSTOPIA: Lawfare/mass arrests, 3-pronged attack: a) mass surveillance (cellphone, ISPs and facebook will help with this) to catch gun owners on any infraction, no matter how minor. Soros prosecutors/judges to seek max penalties. b) Cancel free speech (Yuck!) with anti-hate speech, anti-defamation, anti-threat laws. Zero tolerance! c) cut off all power and food to rural areas (OPERATION HUNGRY PUPPIES).
3. Destroy all families. Netflix to brainwash wives to divorce-rape all men, Disney/public schools to turn all children gay and all gay children trans. Destroy all White Working Class Christian Males (WWCCMs) by breaking their hearts. Drink their sweet sweet tears, masturbate while they suicide.
4. Jack-booted FBI Diversity squads round up remaining WWCCM diehards. Throw captured WWCCMs into slave labor camps. (OPERATION HELL ON EARTH): Throw all able-bodied diversity armies against Asian continent (Asian is the New White!) and nuke Christian Russia in Operation Nuclear Genocide. Enjoy revenge (OBSCURED) with the losers’ women and children!
5. Proceed with OPERATION BIG STEAL. Ballots have already been printed and are stored in Fusion Center offices nationwide, ready to stuff. Total Democrat victory in all federal, state and local offices. Hold massive Victory/PRIDE parades, including meth, amyls and child (SEVERAL WORDS OBSCURED)
6. Fire up CERN to full power, open portals to nether regions (OPERATION OVERLORD). Welcome the Old Ones and watch/masturbate as they initiate the children.
7. Be rewarded by the Old Ones for Job Well Done. Forever Orgy. Use cyber/pharma methods to keep child (OBSCURED) slaves alive and have massive, endless (SEVERAL WORDS BLURRED) with them while they cry and beg for their daddies. Remind them that their daddies are either dead or rotting in our slave labor/re-education camps. Masturbate while they cry.
We, the members of the Democratic Victory 22 Committee are convinced this plan is foolproof, and will be fun! This is presented on a need-to-know basis, for high ranking insiders ONLY. Please do not disclose to the dirty flyover fatties, as we want it to be a surprise, don’t we? Tee Hee! All hail the Old Ones!
Lance Peckerwood is Senior editor for Dies Irae, a chronicle of the outpuoring of God’s wrath upon the earth and items of general interest to Christian men.